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Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Talks with My Twenties: April 11, 2005 - Age 24

Short Stories about Sex

Yes, that was what I wrote my second short story about for Creative Writing. Originally I had an orgasm in dialogue, but it sounded waaaaay to "bow-chicka-bow-bow" soft core, so instead I just used metaphor.
Nice huh? It's actually about physical flings and how, no matter what, someone always gets hurt. This time it was the dude....I was trying not to be cliche.
But it's written in third person objective, which means I couldn't get into my character's heads, I just had to report what I would see, or hear, or smell, if I were there, videotaping, or watching, like some sort of after hours voyeur. Voyeurism is kinda hot though.....anyways..... I just hope my instructor doesn't get offended...it's in good taste, I swear!!! Who cares. I like it.
I think I'll be adding some more pics tonight. I'll bulletin if I do. Not that anyone cares. Is it Friday yet?

Uhhhh…

So the only thing I could think to post was my actual face while reading 24-year-old me's post.

So, here it is:
"Dear 24-year-old me: What the ACTUAL fuck?"

I think that says everything I need to say about this one...

Saturday, March 1, 2014

LIVE Oscars Commentary with FLAD and The Scriptress!



Hey FLAD fans! (FLANS?)
Anyhow, some fun news:  tomorrow is a most momentous day: the 86th Academy Awards!
I invite you to join my pal Katie (The Scriptress) and I for a LIVE webcast as we team up to  provide commentary for this most ceremonious event!
Make sure to sign into Ustream so you can join the chat and answer polls throughout the show! (It's easy, I promise!)
And according to Katie: "There’s a 100% chance of it being the punnest day of your life."
DETAILS:
Sunday, March 2, 2014
6 p.m. CST